magical mus!

on the night of somewhere around january 09, i went to hangout with my schoolmates. i was agak bored la mase tu. then my friend ckp, die nk try to light a lighter by using his tummy..
haaa!! his name is mus. die yg ckp nk try tu. the guy yg tgh massaging mus tu khidir. mus pakse die so that his body can relax and light the lighter. mmg la xbleyh nk caye kan. mane la ade org bleyh light a lighter pkai prot but the way he explained mase tu kt kitorg on how lighter tu bleyh light by using his tummy agak bleyh percaye la. he explained by using his scientific method la.haha.tu yg kitorg agak was-was tu.haihh..

oky. this is how he placed the lighter. dier ckp kene tggu 15minutes baru bleyh. then we waited la kn.

dh nk dkat half an hour tggu. tgok2 dier tertido.perghhh! tension gle la siot. sbabkan kitorang smue tension, kitorg bia je mus kt situ and kitorang pon blk la umah.hahah.padan muke ko mus tido sorg2 kt situ.haha. sdeyh gle baboon la siot kne tipu

stupid story on how to guess a womens age

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.

She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was.

It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her.

She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast...He gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says. "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"

The old man replies, "promise you won't get mad?" "I promise! I won't" she says.

He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

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Yashar atau lebih dikenali sebagai aboy section2 shah alam, dgan CONFIDENT-nye menanyakan soalan yg agak bangang gle baboon. tapi tak terkejut langsung aboy tanye soalan yg memang x bleyh nk masok akal sbab die memang suke tanye soalan yg pelik2 sampai aku rase nak langgar je die pakai kete mpv aku. SIAPAKAH ABOY???!!!. let us all see his picture

eeehhh! berlaku sedikit kekeliruan di sini . ni bukan aboy, this is sathesh. currently studying in a university somewhere around america.goodluck man. eh, jap2, mne gambar aboy nie...

haaa!! ni baru aboy. sorry boy, ko ngan sathesh cam dkat2 same la.

haa! ni plak wan. orang kanan aboy. die batak misteri nusantara. kalo die x gi gegar kedai mkn untuk menghabiskan roti canai kt kedai mamak, die gi la masok hutan cari hantu.tapi die slalu masok hutan tgahari sebab die agak takot ngan hantu. tapi x pe wan, semangat tu penting


ni plak gambar wan kt kl. lepas, die berjaya menghabiskan makanan di semue kdai di shah alam. dier pon pgi la kl.. rajin gak wan nie sebenarnye.

haha!. gmbar agak kurang ajar la sebenarnye. yg duduk tgh2 tu name die ahmad lalat. dier punye taik lalat die unik gle. dtg la section2 shah alam kalo nk tgok taik lalat die.kalo weekends kene bayar la kalo nk tgok. kalo weekdays free
tapi wan nie, actually, kalo hang ngan dier best la. he's a gud friend and also funny.haha. kalo mamat nie x de agak bosan la.